This site says idiotic things you'd never want on a t-shirt. But insanity rocks and rules. That's why we peddle, uh, t-shirts.
If you can't find our store, that's 'cause we don't have one yet. Stay tuned.
Is this part of our diabolical plan to create artificial scarcity, driving millions of rabid, stupidity-starved fans to our site by denying them that which they crave?
We've just been too goddamn lazy to set up even the most rudimentary store.
But hey, that artificial scarcity thing sounds pretty good.
Anybody wanna buy our Webkinz?